The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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