so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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