So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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