Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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