hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
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You. Win. At. Life.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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