Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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