i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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