Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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