Small penises have feelings too.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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