6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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