remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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