My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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