If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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