Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You made out with two different species that night
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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