How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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