How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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