Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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