jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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