i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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