i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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