i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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