So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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