farters have to be the big spoon...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
