rhymes with "ouble enetration"
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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