there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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