Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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