Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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