Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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