You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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