Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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