For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
