How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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