Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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