tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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