He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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