I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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