oh god the rape fog is back!
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Just high enough for therapy.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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