so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I am naked and annoyed.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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