I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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