yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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