He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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