heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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