I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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