You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
it was like his penis was on wheels.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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