just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Boobs are out for the taking
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
