your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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