I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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