Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Someone stole a lamp last night.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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