i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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