You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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