she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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