Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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