Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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