he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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