Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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